After almost 3 days (6 hrs each day)
of sitting in front of the viscosity machine
dripping samples into the tubes
breathing in the strong weird smells coming from the machine,
one of the permanent staff came up to me and tells me,

"eh alyz, dont stay too close to the machine for too long.
Toluene (one of the solvents used for viscosity @ 100 degree celcius which stinks real bad) causes cancer."

HUR HUR :/

seeee, so dangerous my job and what the fuck they pay me??

PEANUTS.