I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.

Within this past month or so, I've..

1. Bitten repeatedly on several areas in my mouth & on my tongue
2. Hit my knee against my bed
3. Hit my head against the cupboard in the kitchen
4. Sliced off my flesh on my third finger with a razor
5. Burnt my cheek with the flat iron
6. Bruised my thumb from pressing the flush too hard
7. Fell off the bed
   
8. Fell off the couch.. and now to add to my collection,
9. Burnt my right thumb on a overheated spoon
   

PAIN LOR. I was heating up the oil, ran to my room cause hp rang. Then i ran back to the kitchen cause it was smoky, and with my wet hands, so damn smart-ly picked up the silver spoon that i left lying in the overheated pan. I could literally hear the water on my thumb sizzle off from touching the spoon.

I dont know whats wrong with meeee!!
my clumsiness might cause somebody to get hurt reeaaall baaaaad. haha